you can’t believe everything you read, schaeff

last night schaeff threw himself in anger into the cement water return pipe in our basement, slashing his chin and gaining him a couple of stitches.

contrary to what paul frank says, this chick doesn’t dig scars so much, baby boy. nor, as you know well, does she dig temper tantrums. guess this is your welcome to the school of hard knocks. praying you aren’t enrolled for long.