The Second Grade’s Shining Star
She’s ready to punctuate sentences, divide and multiply, stop cursing “pre-cursive” handwriting, leave a few less books unread in the world, and embrace flying creatures of the 5th day. Starting with this one…
The Batgirl Preschooler
Why’s she so serious? Because phonics is no joke to her. Numbers and shapes aren’t the bane of her existence. This caped crusader is ready to make the halls of the Owen house cleared of thugs. Starting with this one…
The Two {Faced} Year Old
This kid can’t be trusted. He’ll wink at you with one eye while the other is scanning your purse for gum he can confiscate while the rest of the family is enthralled with Lucy and Mr. Tumnus. He’ll flash a wrinkled nose smile and blow you kisses before eating your chap stick and body slamming your baby doll. Heads he takes your toy with a grin…tails he takes your toy anyway. He can charm most everyone, except for this one…
Commissioner Caffeine
[reading from the book “A Tale of Two Cities” by Charles Dickens] “I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss. I see the lives for which I lay down my life, peaceful, useful, prosperous and happy. I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.”
A Museum of Memories 
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